Shore House = Bore House?
Happy Jersday! Enjoy the wrap up of Season 5 because things are about to change…and likely not for the better for any anyone. With Snooki’s recent pregnancy and engagement revelation, she has made it clear that there will be no shore house for her this summer. She has mentioned that she may go down to visit, but she’s not going to be partying it up in at Karma. So, without Snooki’s meatball madness, what is going to happen to the rest of the Jersey Shore Cast? Who is Deena going to get wasted with at 11AM on a random Tuesday? Who is JWOWW going to take care of? Who is Vinny going to randomly hook up with, deny feelings for, but then swear that he has a special bond with? And, who is The Sitch going to fight with….ok, well I’m sure Mike will find someone to cause drama with…that shouldn’t be a problem, but it’s besides the point. Unfortunately this could cause some major turmoil down in Seaside Heights and could even cause the demise of the JS empire!
What makes me believe even more that the era of Ron-Ron Juice is over is the fact that many of the cast mates are signing onto spin off shows or signing major endorsement contracts. Even Snooks has a new show coming up starring her and Jenni. Their show is going to film the two gals as they mature into adulthood…BORING! NEWSFLASH: no one watches any of these characters for the respectful, responsible decisions they make, and I highly doubt they are going to start now. So, make sure you tune in for the rest of the season and don’t miss out on any of the drama, while its still around!