Where’s the Situation’s Spin Off?

Have you been wondering why PaulyD and Snookie/JWOW have gotten spin off shows while the rest of the cast have not?  Well, obviously Ronnie and Sammie’s spin off would be wicked lame…if it were just the two of them, Ron Ron Juice would be history, and without the rest of the house to rile them up, there would be no fights…boring.  Deena?  While Deena is a hot mess, I doubt she’d be at all interesting to watch without her meatball counterpart…and her shameless antics to get in Pauly’s bed would be nonexistent without Pauly.  Vinny, I can only imagine, will be a part of Pauly’s show.  With a bromance like that, nothing can keep those two apart.  But what about Mike?  The Situation has has been like a bull in a china shop over the past 4 years.  If he’s not blowing up someone’s spot, he’s pranking someone else.  If he’s not starting a fight with someone, he’s escalating the fight with himself…even to the point of giving himself a concussion.  And then of course, he plays the sympathy/pity card like no one I’ve ever seen.  So why, with all of these antics under his belt, has he not been offered his own show?  Because he is in rehab.  While fellow cast members have been filming their new shows,  the Sitch has been penned up in Cirque Lodge in Utah rehabilitating from a prescription drug addition.  Cirque Lodge, who also housed Demi Moore, Mary-Kate Olsen, and Lindsey Lohan, to name a few, doesn’t seem like such a bad place to get back on your feet!

While I don’t have many positive things to say about the Situation, I will say that it’s always good to see someone getting themselves help.  To me, this looks like a classic case of normal person turned celebrity overnight, for doing nothing but actin a fool.   When you add millions of dollars and a dwindling friend list, this was a recipe for disaster.  Hopefully this stint is his last, and he will return to the shore house this summer ready and rearing to go for JS season 6…Come on, we can’t lose Snookie AND Situation in one year!