An R Rated Walk
So, as you may know from our Bucket List, Ben and I are trying to complete every hike in this book we have called “50 Hikes in Connecticut” this year. We decided to do a short hike yesterday evening in Manchester at the Oak Grove Nature Center. I have been there dozens of times in my life; there was even a trail we used to use from my street right to the back of the nature center. Last night, however, did not reflect the wholesome experiences I had there as a child.
We parked in the parking lot at the actual Nature Center on Oak Grove Street, and walked on the trail that brought us to the loop. As soon as we got onto the loop I looked down at the covered bridge, which was also part of our loop. That’s when I saw it. A bare, black ass. Yep, I did a double take, and the woman standing on the covered bridge was naked. Don’t worry though, she was being photographed by the two creepy guys with her, so it’s probably fine.
Anyways, I thought for a minute that maybe I was going nuts, but then came to the conclusion that even I’m not that crazy. I know what I saw. My theory was soon enough proven as we came upon the other side of the bridge (this walk was only about 25 minutes long). As we turned the corner, I saw the girl yanking up a skirt and tossing on a top.
Here’s the kicker: As we were passing this trio, the girl starts posing like she was there the whole time clothed getting photographed. Unfortunately for her, the situation was way past the point of this being believable for the following reasons:
- I already saw her bare bum.
- I confirmed my initial thought when I saw her franticly putting on clothing as we turned the corner.
- Her skirt was on inside out…
- …and backwards