And This Is Precisely Why Drug Dealers Should Not Use Their Own Drugs
Ok so this story caught my eye…not because it’s so shocking that three dumbass boys in their late teens and early twenties are dealing drugs, but more because of how stupid they are. They rented a room at the Hilton in Milford CT, were apparently using it to do whatever it was they needed to do to get their heroine “street-ready”, (sorry, I don’t have any experience in this so I really can’t go into detail), and then proceeded to leave the hotel. My guess is that the convo went something like this:
Idiot #1: Lets rent a hotel room to break up this herion. My mom hates it when we do it in her basement.
Idiot #2: Yea, thats a great idea…and we have all this money from dealing drugs so its no problem
Idiot #3: Yea, man!
2 hours and mad drugs later
Idiot #1: Let’s get outta herrrr mannnn….gotta make sum calls
Idiot #2: Yea…we don’t want to get caught here with all dis shit
Idiot #3: Yea, man….
1 hour later (once their high has worn out)
Idiot #1: Man, pass me some of that shit…I needs it.
Idiot #2: I don’t have it, he took it…
Idiot #3: uhhhh……………
So of course what they did was next was they immediately went back to the hotel to try and rent the same room…not knowing that the cops were already there. Needless to say, they were all promptly arrested.
I mean come on people, if you’re going to deal drugs at least TRY to be smart about it! What retards!