The Trouble With Americans
I love America. I think it’s a great country and I feel lucky to live here. That being said, I have some pet peeves about how so many Americans are so LAZY and not only that, but we are a country that not only encourages it, but also facilitate it. Go ahead, eat 2 Big Macs everyday for lunch and grab a pizza on your way home for dinner to scarf down with your 2 liter of Mountain Dew. Don’t worry about the repercussions that it will have on your health because America will accommodate you. They will make seats larger for your expanding ass, they will make clothing bigger for your expanding gut, and they will give you an “easy way” to get your sexy back. And if something should happen to you because of your health, whether its a heart attack or safety harness snapping don’t worry, there’s millions of people out there that you can sue to get what “you deserve”.
Where is this coming from? Well I was listening to the radio and heard an ad for Laser55. Laser55 is a “non-invasive” method to lose weight quick. You know what else is non-invasive? eating healthy and exercising. But unfortunately even the thought of that is too painful for many to bear. The part about this whole ordeal that I find entertaining is that all of the pictures on Laser55’s website show sexy ladies who probably weigh 105 lbs, and have probably not eaten a carb since they were 14. These people likely didn’t go through the Laser55 Lipotherapy because they are already stick skinny. All the fatties out there thinking they are going to magically look like this by just sitting through a couple of lipotherapy sessions during their lunch break are in for a rude awakening.
As you can see from this picture, though there is a slight different, this woman still looks much different than the woman shown above. Is there a difference? Certainly. Is there more of a difference than if this woman spent her lunch hour walking and having a healthy salad or sandwich rather than spending hundreds, if not thousands of dollars, getting a non-surgical laser weight loss solution? Probably not. And without continuing to receive these expensive treatments, she will either continue to look the same, or plump back up to the picture on the left. Remember the results are “staggering” and the before and after pictures I see, I can only assume are the “good ones”…and that’s not saying much.
Hey, whatever you want to do with your life is completely up to you, but in my own experience it is much more rewarding to work hard and earn your result than just pay for them…wait, isn’t that called cheating? What was that saying?
Winners Never Cheat…and Cheaters Never Win.
Think about it.
Posted on October 2, 2012, in Exercise, Ridiculous People and tagged america, americans, before and after, big mac, fat, fattie, laser, laser55, lazer, lazy, lipo, lipo-therapy, lipotherapy. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.