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I don’t know what you’re selling, but I’m buying it!


Dear teenage boy who literally stopped driving today to tell me I’m beautiful while I was out for my run,

Thank you. You made my whole day.

‚ėģxo – Erin

PS- driving by a second time and giving me a thumbs up was a nice touch. ūüėČ

The 10 People At Races that Literally Make Me Want To Scream


Me and Kathryn post-race.

Me and Kathryn post-race.

So if you didn’t know this already, I am a runner. ¬†Not a good runner, but a runner nonetheless. ¬†Now that it’s (finally) starting to get warm, I’m FINALLY getting outside, and this past weekend I ran my first race of the season. ¬†I won. Just kidding, but at least I didn’t come in last! ¬†I ran with my new running buddy, Kathryn, and it was perfect weather and we had fun and supported a cause close to my heart – ALS.¬†¬†Anyways – while running the race, I mentally came up with a list of the top 10 people at races that literally make me consider tearing my own arm off so that I have something to throw at them. ¬†In no particular order, here we go:

  1. Shuffley Shuffleson Рthat guy who literally drags his feet along the whole 3.1, 6.2, 6.55, 13.1, or god help me, 26.2 miles.  LIFT UP YOUR FUCKING FEET!
  2. Trojan Man! Рthat guy, who inevitable is probably about 25 lbs overweight and a neophyte runner, that is dressed up under armor from his condom beanie hat, matching compression top, and running tights.  He really has no business wearing this, but obviously while he has it on everyone knows he means business.
  3. “The Encourager” – that guy that encourages you to “keep it up” as he blows by you on that 80% grade hill. ¬†Literally, if I catch up to you, I’m going to kick you, so I hope for your sake you keep that stamina.
  4. Mr. Sniffles – that guy that just keeps sniffing. ¬†Blow a snot rocket, wipe your nose on your shirt, blow your nose into your hand, let it drip. ¬†I. dont. care. Just stop sniffing every 2 steps. ¬†Seriously – you’re giving me vertigo.
  5. Sir Disgruntled – that guy that keeps grunting throughout the entire race. ¬†Are you giving birth or running a 5k? ¬†You might want to take it down a few notches because if you’re at the same place in the race as as me, you’re no where near winning, and if you pass out you’re shit outta luck because my CPR certificate expired circa 1998.
  6. The Walk, Run, Winner – that guy that you’re neck and neck with throughout the whole entire race. ¬†You pass them while they’re walking, then they cruise by you, then you pass them when they take their next “break” and again they cruise by you. ¬†It’s best to just try to ignore this person, because as much as they don’t deserve to, there is a really good chance that their going to beat you in the end, so coming to terms with this earlier in the race is for the best.
  7. Mr. DJ – that guy that decides he is going to listen to music while he’s running. ¬†Except instead of using earphone like a normal human being, he takes it upon himself to supply everyone within a 15 foot radius of him with his “sick playlist”. ¬†Thanks for the consideration pal, can’t thank you enough, how did you know I wanted to listen to that awesome techno for the next half hour?!
  8. The Camel – that guy that has a full on water belt for the 50 degree 5K. ¬†If you seriously need 32 ounces of water to run the next three miles, perhaps running isn’t the right sport for you. ¬†In fact, if you can drink 32 ounces of water over the course of the next three miles without throwing up or peeing your pants I take back what I just said because I’m flat out impressed.
  9. The Coach – this guy is very similar to The Encourager, but worse. ¬†This guy not only encourages you to keep on keeping on, but also give you a few quick tidbits of advice to help you come in 498th in the small-town road race that you’re regretting registering for 6 months ago. ¬†“You’re doing a great job! ¬†Only .4 miles until the top of this hill, then just open your legs and let your body coast on the downhill. ¬†You’ve got this man”. ¬†I. hate. you. ¬†Literally I hate¬†this guy. ¬†He isn’t your coach, you’re not asking him how on earth you can get to the top of this hill. ¬†This guy needs to learn how to mind his own biz before someone teaches him how to.
  10. This guy – Sir did you forget your shoes? ¬†It’s cold, wet, oh and outdoors here-you should have shoes on. ¬†What are you doing with your life? #icant.Untitled

MarathonGs – Doin the Most!


This past weekend I got a more-than-healthy helping of all my favorite things in life:¬† Running, Fresh Air, Beautiful Scenery, Comradery, and Competition, and got to do it with an amazing group.¬† And now I’m back…Reality Bites. I was lucky enough to be asked to be part of an amazing group called The Marathongs to compete in a crazy race called Reach The Beach.¬† Reach The Beach is unique because it’s the LONGEST (in distance) relay race in the whole entire country. Holler!!

The longest relay race in the nation?¬† Yep! 204 miles through the White Mountains in NH, starting at Cannon Mountain in Franconia, NH, and ending at New England’s Jersey Shore:¬† Hampton Beach.¬† The goal is to complete the 204 miles within 24 hours among your team of 2 – 12 people.¬† Our team, The Marathongs, came in 87th out of 480 teams, averaging about an 8 minute pace.¬† Each team member has three legs along the way, giving a little bit of rest in between, but little to no sleep.¬† Everyone on the team ran somewhere between 15 – 24 miles over their three legs. Basically, it was awesome!

Our team comes from all over:¬† West Haven, Ellington, Vernon, and Glastonbury CT, Buffalo, NY, New York City, Boston, MA, and Newport, RI.¬† There were some (super boring) super serious teams, but many dressed up.¬† Our major competition was “The Kilts”, “The Lumberjacks”, who, by the way, ran in jorts – no kidding, and “The Cropdusters”.¬† Most of the teams had really great names.¬† It was really an awesome experience as all the teams were supportive of each other – all with the same crazy goal of running 204 miles and “reaching the beach”.

I think from here, the best way to show our journey is through pictures and videos.

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Austin, Carrie, and Lanham at Heavenly Donuts while we were waiting for our ride. This was a great idea…not only did we get donut holes, but we got a whole bag of them for a mere $2.68. Whatta steal!

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As we continued to wait for Bryan and Mykle at the rest stop, we indulged in a couple brews and played this awesome game on Austin’s phone, which is an interactive game similar tot Taboo, Pictonary, and Charades

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Yayy!! Bryan and Mykle make it! We are now on our way to meet up with the other half of the team for dinner!

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Finally made it to our own little Italy: The Olive Garden. The boys all took full advantage of their “endless pasta bowls”.

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Nom Nom Nom…

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The boys’ van didn’t really have much light on the dash board, so Bryan had to wear his head lamp to check out the speedometer…sounds safe (enough) to me!

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A view of our amazing suite – 2 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, and this lovely bed that folded out from the wall.

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A panoramic view of our living room/kitchen. Doug (aka best host ever) made everyone coffee and breakfast sandwiches, while the rest of us basically just sat around and did nothing. Thanks Doug!

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Loading up the van. Though I dont think we ever came to a true consensus on the names of the vans, we did have a good amount of names to choose from. The boys were Blue Lace, aka Dong Caravan.¬† The girls were Red Velvet, aka the Lactation Station.¬† Another suggestion, which I was particularly fond of was “Sisqo”, but it didn’t really catch on. haha

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The MarathonGs!!!
We are SOOOOOO good looking

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The girls van, lookin good in our thongs, of course!
Tracy, Austin, Erin, Mykle, Lanham, Carrie

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The MarathonGs run on Dunkin! No seriously, we did…I can’t even tell you how many dunkin donuts we stopped at along the way. Thank god we ran this race on the east coast, I have no idea how we would have survived without it!! haha

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Just got to Cannon Mountain to register and it’s pouring rain…PERFECT!! We couldn’t wait to run in the monsoon…not! We had about 3 hours before the race was to start and hoped that it would clear up in time.

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Just hanging out after we registered, waiting for the rain to stop / our safety course. Please note that poor Austin (far right) does not actually look like that in real life!! haha

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This is what Austin actually looks like…lookin good sista!

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This is such a good look for them. I would say “I’m glad the boys were such good sports about the thongs”, but to be honest, I really think they enjoyed it more than the girls did! haha

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Erin, ready to run!

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Sitting the the safety course. We now know that the people of NH are EXTREMELY disturbed by this race going on, even though its only 24 hours out of the whole entire year. Sounds reasonable.

Goofing around before the race, getting our wiggle on!

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The calm before the storm. No really, it was. The rain was subsiding, and we were all just waiting around for the race to start, eating, drinking, and peeing 4 million times.

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Our handy dandy Reach The Beach slap bracelet, which besides obvious fashion purposes acted as our baton throughout the relay course.

The MarathonG boys’ dance.¬† Get it boys!!

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Erin – first runner! Ready to go!!! Of course it started downpouring as soon as the race started…8.15 miles in the rain, GREAT!

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Some of the girls at a transition waiting for Mykle. Gorgeous View, even with the clouds and fog!!
Erin, Carrie, Austin, Tracy, Lanham

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One of our rivals: The Lumberjacks! We were all thoroughly impressed that she ran her leg in jorts. “Hey make sure you meet me at mile 2 to take my beard hat!” haha

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The Girls Van! Red Velvet aka The Lactation Station

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A back view of the girls van

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At a transition – vans vans everywhere. Thank god we had a small red van and not a big white one…We’d never be able to find it!!

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Learnin the Wobble!

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Carrie joined in!

Who says white girls can’t dance??

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The girls on their first leg.
Starting at the top left, going clockwise: Erin, Carrie, Mykle, Austin, Lanham, Tracy

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We got banana’ed! We found this banana on our antenna and left it there throughout the duration of our trip…surprisingly it held up pretty good. Oooh Oooh, Aaah Aaah!
Next year other teams can fully expect to be “thong’ed”!!

Second Leg

The Girls after their second leg!
From top left going clockwise: no one, carrie, mykle, austin, tracy, lanham

Wild Card

Erin after finishing her third leg!! Wild Card transition area! Whoop! To the beach we go!!

Last Leg

Carrie feeling (and looking, obviously) GREAT on her last leg!! Get it girl!

Thong

Mykle and her thong, thong, thong, thong, thong….(think sisqo)

Air Freshener

Our saving grace – our New Balance Air Freshener. I mean not really because our van was still pretty ripe, but at least we were all smelly together. On the bright side, I’m sure it smelled 10x better in our van than the boys’ van!

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Waiting for Mykle to finish her final and longest leg!
Carrie, Tracy, Austin, Erin, and Lanham
“Guys something deep in my soul just really want to pull out that weed”…

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Austin is ready and rearing to go for her last leg! Look at those colors! Ow Ow!!

Trooper

Bryan!! Whatta trooper! After spraining his ankle on his first leg, he’s back in the game to finish up the race strong. I think the thought of not being able to wear that awesome thong made his ankle heal up astonishingly fast. OMG!!

Third Leg

Girls finishing up their third and final leg!!
From top left clockwise: Erin, Carrie, Mykle, Austin, Lanham, Tracy

The Marathongs!

The Marathongs!!! WE HAVE REACHED THE BEACH!!!
Top: Mike, Sean, Matt, Jeff, Doug, Bryan
Bottom: Mykle, Tracy, Erin, Lanham, Carrie, Austin

It was the longest 24 hours of my life…but surprisingly to most, I’m saying that in the best way possible.¬† Things that happened on Friday afternoon seemed like they happened 2 weeks ago by Saturday night.¬† I dont know if it was the lack of sleep, the overexertion, or the amount of things that happened, but it was truly an experience I will never forget and I’m already counting down the days until the MarathonGs run Reach the Beach in 2014.

Unexpected Cheering Section


Last night at work I had a conversation with one of my co-workers about my morning run the next day.  The conversation went a little like this:

Me:¬† So I’ll be running by your house tomorrow.

Co-worker:  Oh yea? What time?

Me:¬† Early…I’ll probably pass your place around 5:25AM

Co-worker: …hmm…

Me:  What, are you going to come out and cheer for me? haha I would die if you were standing out there with a sign or something.

End of story.¬† Now this particular co-worker is a bit on the unpredictable side.¬† Nothing that he does, or doesn’t do, really surprises me.¬† He’s a rolling stone of sorts.¬† So this morning I was running with one of my girlfriends and as we were coming close to my coworker’s house I was telling her the story.¬† We rounded the corner, and to my surprise, a small sign low to the ground caught my eye.

This was surprising, even to me!  But it absolutely put some pep in my step!  I have a great appreciation for thoughtful little surprises like this Рit will not be forgotten!

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Runner’s World


I’m a runner. ¬†By this, what I DO mean is that I have been mostly-consistently running since I was in 5th grade. ¬†By this, what I DON’T mean is that I’m an elite, or even a really “good” runner. ¬†I run the Manchester Thanksgiving Day Road Race on Thanksgiving Day every year and then basically stuff my running shoes into the back of my closet until March. ¬†If you read my blog at all you’d know by now that I HATE winter and HATE the cold. ¬†Running and winter are two words that do not go hand in hand. ¬†Not in my book anyway! ¬†All winter I hole up in my apartment, do puzzles and get fat and then come spring I absolutely dread the thought running, until I get a few runs in and once again achieve that runner’s high. ¬†Its takes me about 2 -3 runs, and then out of nowhere I’m border line obessed. ¬†I think about it before I go to bed and can’t wait for the morning to lace up my shoes and put in some miles.

Anyway, this past Saturday I ran my first race of the season (“season” is used loosely here, because while most runners will run year round, I consider “racing season” any time of the year when it’s warm enough to be outside and not see your breath. ¬†If you can see your breath, its not only not racing season, but you also have no business being out on the streets running!) and it really pumped me up! ¬†I went to bed on Saturday night thinking OK, I’m gonna go out for an easy run tomorrow since it’s supposed to be nice. ¬†And that it was – low 40’s, not a cloud in the sky…dream day for running! ¬†I went out for a quick 4 mile run…9 miles later I happily popped back into my apartment. ¬†What happened?

cowOMG, it was sooooooo nice out, and where I live out in the country there’s a lot to see (and by a lot to see, I mean there’s tons of livestock – see inset pic of my favorite part of country running – the cows). ¬†Normally I don’t run with music, but since I just got a new phone I decided to bring it with me so I could use my mapmyrun app and tried out listening to a new running playlist I created. ¬†I don’t know if it was the fresh air, getting back in shape, or the music, but my legs just took me and before I knew it I was dancing around town. ¬†Now I say “dancing around town”, becuase my playlist was so awesome that I was literally singing (and semi-dancing) along with all my songs. ¬†OK, as any runner would know, its much easier to run with a partner…and why is that? ¬†because talking makes the time go by quicker! ¬†So why not talk, or in my case sing (loudly, and with hand gestures) to yourself!? ¬†It’s kind of like that episode of Friends where Phoebe runs “like a kid” through Central Park, except this is real life and I actually do that. ¬†Go ahead and judge me, or laugh thinking about. ¬†I’m sure I look like the village idiot doing it, but I could care less! ¬†It just makes it more fun and something to look forward to, rather than something you “have to do”.

If you’re wondering what on earth could have given me so much pep (besides my everyday bubbly personality), I’ll share my playlist…you may be surprised by the variety, but it really works…throw that puppy on shuffle and you never know what’s around the next corner (pun intented).

  1. Lady Gaga –¬†Love Game
  2. Jeremih –¬†Birthday Sex
  3. Biz Markie –¬† Just a Friend
  4. Everclear –¬†Father of Mine
  5. Everlast –¬†What it’s like
  6. Flobots –¬†Handlebars
  7. Iyaz –¬†Replay
  8. Jurassic 5 & Nelly Furtado –¬†Thin Link
  9. Lady Gaga –¬†Love Game
  10. Myley Cyrus –¬†Party in the USA
  11. Soulja Boy –¬†Crank That (Soulja Boy)
  12. Taylor Swift –¬†Our Song
  13. 3OH3! – ¬†Don’t Trust Me
  14. Lady Gaga –¬†Beatiful, Dirty, Rich
  15. Three 6 Mafia –¬† Lolli Lolli

It was really an awesome run, and awesome day, and I really can’t wait to do it up again!! ūüôā

Lost In My Own Neighborhood


So if you follow the erinHasThoughts Facebook Page, or follow @erinhasthoughts on twitter, I’m sure you already saw that yesterday I was out running and somehow I managed to miss a turn. Yea, I’m sure this has happened to thousands of other runners in their lives, but in this case it was different.¬† I mapped my run on mapmyrun.com on Monday night, then I rode the route on my bike in order to check out the elevation etc.¬† (I am still relatively new to the area).¬† So why, the very¬† next morning, could I not remember the route?¬† I don’t know.¬† By the time I realized that I had missed the turn, I had no choice other than to just make my run an out-and-back.¬† I am a complete idiot, but on the bright side, my modified run was within a quarter mile of my planned run, so I guess I can get over it.

Oh, and if you don’t ‘like’ the erinHasThoughts Facebook Page, you should now!¬† doooo ettttt!

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